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A Very Moving Dialogue About The Admirable Qualities of Mr. Peanut vs. Mr. Moneybags

Posted by Gin on September 28, 2010

Gin
[11:40] Know what you should bring back?
[11:40] Canes. 

¡THAT’S A LOT OF TACOS!
[11:40] Top hats? 

Gin
[11:41] Monocles.
[11:41] Basically, Mr. Peanut. 

¡THAT’S A LOT OF TACOS!
[11:43] Mr Moneybags from Monopoly. 

Gin
[11:43] I prefer Mr. Peanut. He seems more personable, IMHO
¡THAT’S A LOT OF TACOS!
[11:51] so, the anthropomorphic peanut seems more personable to you than the actual human? 

Gin
[11:51] He’s cuter.
[11:51] I want to put him in my pocket and carry him around with me.
[11:52] 1) Do you remember his dancing from the commercial featuring whatever song that went “S! A! T-U-R! D-A-Y! NIGHT!“. Dude’s got moves.
[11:52] 2) And he’ll always have snacks.
[11:53] Also, Moneybags does not have a monocle 

¡THAT’S A LOT OF TACOS!
[11:55] He doesn’t wear a monocle because it’s too low-class.
[11:55] He has TRANSCENDED monocles. 

Gin
[11:55] He’s probably also transcended snack food. AND I LIKE SNACKS.
[11:56] Mr. Peanut is less pretentious.
[11:57] Who would you rather have at your party:
[11:57] A dude that brings snacks and has badass moves onthe dance floor
[11:57] Or a dude that just shows up with a bunch of money and attitude
[11:58] He will prob look down on your booze
[11:58] And find your home unsatisfactory
[11:59] Then he’ll buy it and charge you ridiculous rent
[11:59] And you’d go bankrupt
[11:59] MR. PEANUT WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU 

¡THAT’S A LOT OF TACOS!
[12:09] I prefer Moneybags. He’s a playuh. 

Gin
[12:10] But it’s like, his personality relies totally on the money
[12:10] What happens when he loses it all on the stock market?
[12:10] Who’s Mr. Playuh then?
[12:11] THAT’S RIGHT, NO ANSWER. 

¡THAT’S A LOT OF TACOS!
[12:11] But no one’s allergic to Moneybags. 

Gin
[12:12] Ouch.

He’s a bad mamma jamma.

That’s right – where are your friends now?

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3 Responses to “A Very Moving Dialogue About The Admirable Qualities of Mr. Peanut vs. Mr. Moneybags”

  1. Clinton said

    I simply can’t trust anyone who wears a top hat but no pants.

  2. Zak said

    Who is That A Lot Of Tacos and why am I not chatting with them?

  3. Zak said

    Also, you know who I’m down with? The Pillsbury Doughboy. He’s a total fatass and he wants me to be happy.

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